saw a recent poll that asked"First Thing(s) a Black President would do upon Entering the White House?"

here are some of the answers:

1) Declare Colt 45 "America's Drink"
2) Instruct White House Kitchen to make Chicken and Waffles the official White House dish
3) Appoint various Bitches and Hos to key Administrative Positions
4) Start to Work on the Budget Like a Mother Fucker
5) Refer to the Secret Service as "My Homies" and "The Posse"
6) Remix the National Anthem to a Rap Beat
7) Move Black History Month to a Month with 31 days
8) Send VP Sharpton on a Ho finding Mission in Africa and Europe
9) Buy his caregiver (Mama, Aunt, Grandma) her own house
10) Find out who are all the possible candidates who could be his father and have them immediately released from prison
11) appoint T.D Jakes the official White House Preacher
12) Pimp out the Presidential Limosine