So..When One Is Facing the Inevitable Life Destroying Reality That One Is Gonna Lose To a Simpleton Idiot, What Does One Do?

you get fucking shit-faced on whiskey and have romper-room monkey sex with your staff...that's what!

Bet Nobody's On the Fence With This One..

http://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninterest/article551722.ece?75

Somebody takes a shot at Chef Paul Prudhomme.....and MISSES!

are you fucking kidding me?..how can you miss a fatass so obese he has to sit down to cook?

"The Toughest Chef of the Year Award goes to noted New Orleans chef, Paul Prudhomme. Earlier this year, the father of the Cajun blackening movement was shot while cooking at the Zurich Golf Classic. True Story: A .22 caliber bullet hit just above Prudhomme's elbow early in the morning while he was stirring seafood in a skillet. The chef felt a sting, shook his arm, and the bullet fell out of the sleeve of his chef's coat. He kept on cooking for another six hours. Apparently, even golfing in New Orleans is dangerous these days.

Chefs are tough, but taking a bullet for your food and continuing to cook is taking one's professional commitment and dedication to an entirely different level. "

Its only a matter of time folks...

http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/05/29/healthscience/29brain.php

here's the pres race in a nutshell..

McCain can't tell a Shia from a Cherokee; Hitlary recalls sniper fire that never happened; Obama's uncle personally helped the Russians liberate Auschwitz...so which of these three dumbasses are we supposed to choose from...

since McCain is married to a hot, rich-as-shit beer distributor, he gets the early nod...

Sharon Stone lectures the Chinese about Karma..

bout time another superpower had to take this kind of guff...

beach Volleyball returns to Atlanta this weekend at Atlantic Station..

here are some reasons why its one of my favorite spectator sports..

So Sen Harkin from Iowa says that San McCain is unfit to be Commander In Chief

then multiple tornadoes devastate the state of Iowa...coincidence?...

I think not...

went out for a few cold ones last night in Cumming Georgia..

don't ask me how I know this, but Jesus likes latino fatties with high heels...

saw a recent poll that asked"First Thing(s) a Black President would do upon Entering the White House?"

here are some of the answers:

1) Declare Colt 45 "America's Drink"
2) Instruct White House Kitchen to make Chicken and Waffles the official White House dish
3) Appoint various Bitches and Hos to key Administrative Positions
4) Start to Work on the Budget Like a Mother Fucker
5) Refer to the Secret Service as "My Homies" and "The Posse"
6) Remix the National Anthem to a Rap Beat
7) Move Black History Month to a Month with 31 days
8) Send VP Sharpton on a Ho finding Mission in Africa and Europe
9) Buy his caregiver (Mama, Aunt, Grandma) her own house
10) Find out who are all the possible candidates who could be his father and have them immediately released from prison
11) appoint T.D Jakes the official White House Preacher
12) Pimp out the Presidential Limosine

American Idol Finally Gets It Right

David Cook wins the coveted title over some hobbit looking dork named David Archiletta .

Now I haven't watched the idol in at least 3 years, but this season presented a lot of talent and I have to admit enjoying the show. Anybody requesting me to turn in my Man Card can go fuck themselves.

Anyhoo, now on to the show "So You Think you Can Dance?". Lots of damn fine athletic gals jumping and hopping around. Right up my alley.

UGA Men's Tennis Team repeats as NCAA champs..

http://www.georgiadogs.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=8800&ATCLID=1472965

Mary Jo Kopechne's killer has a brain tumor.

ok, so it wasn't Hitlary's thugs trying to poison Ted Kennedy..doesn't mean they weren't planning on it real soon.

http://www.newsmax.com/insidecover/Kennedy_brain_tumor/2008/05/20/97554.html?promo_code=2A89-1

They say Politics makes for strange bedfellows..

but damn...

http://www.newsmax.com/politics/obama_byrd/2008/05/19/97246.ह्त्म्ल

are we really surprised that Georgia 8th graders are stupid?

http://www.wctv.tv/home/headlines/19022739.html


and of course the tale telling comment on the article is that it's not the teacher's and students faults, IT'S THE TEST !!!


just found out that my oldest grandson who is completing the 8th grade pasted this mother fucker! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dr. Humper's World is now open for Business.

Not sure what to do with this blog quite yet, but I can promise there will be politics, medical and dental shit, sports stuff (especially University of Georgia Bulldawg stuff), current events,religion, and other crap I haven't even thought of yet। One thing I want to emphasize is I hope people will speak their mind as honestly as they can, without being too outrageous of course. Thats what I plan on doing.

One thing that I will do here is post my thoughts, opinions, impressions, etc no matter how stupid they may seem at first. For instance, I find it funny that several weeks after lambasting Hillary and strongly and publically advising Obama NOT to select Clinton as his VP, Sen Ted Kennedy suddenly suffers seizures and now can't seem to get his ass out of the hospital. Sure Ted's an old fart who hasn't exactly taken care of himself, but still, with the Vince Foster scam (and countless other folks who are dead after screwing with the Clintons) one has to at least entertain the thought that douchebaggery is at play here. Yep, shit like that.

Gotto go for now...Peace..