So Sen Harkin from Iowa says that San McCain is unfit to be Commander In Chief

then multiple tornadoes devastate the state of Iowa...coincidence?...

I think not...

went out for a few cold ones last night in Cumming Georgia..

don't ask me how I know this, but Jesus likes latino fatties with high heels...

saw a recent poll that asked"First Thing(s) a Black President would do upon Entering the White House?"

here are some of the answers:

1) Declare Colt 45 "America's Drink"
2) Instruct White House Kitchen to make Chicken and Waffles the official White House dish
3) Appoint various Bitches and Hos to key Administrative Positions
4) Start to Work on the Budget Like a Mother Fucker
5) Refer to the Secret Service as "My Homies" and "The Posse"
6) Remix the National Anthem to a Rap Beat
7) Move Black History Month to a Month with 31 days
8) Send VP Sharpton on a Ho finding Mission in Africa and Europe
9) Buy his caregiver (Mama, Aunt, Grandma) her own house
10) Find out who are all the possible candidates who could be his father and have them immediately released from prison
11) appoint T.D Jakes the official White House Preacher
12) Pimp out the Presidential Limosine

American Idol Finally Gets It Right

David Cook wins the coveted title over some hobbit looking dork named David Archiletta .

Now I haven't watched the idol in at least 3 years, but this season presented a lot of talent and I have to admit enjoying the show. Anybody requesting me to turn in my Man Card can go fuck themselves.

Anyhoo, now on to the show "So You Think you Can Dance?". Lots of damn fine athletic gals jumping and hopping around. Right up my alley.

UGA Men's Tennis Team repeats as NCAA champs..

http://www.georgiadogs.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=8800&ATCLID=1472965

Mary Jo Kopechne's killer has a brain tumor.

ok, so it wasn't Hitlary's thugs trying to poison Ted Kennedy..doesn't mean they weren't planning on it real soon.

http://www.newsmax.com/insidecover/Kennedy_brain_tumor/2008/05/20/97554.html?promo_code=2A89-1

They say Politics makes for strange bedfellows..

but damn...

http://www.newsmax.com/politics/obama_byrd/2008/05/19/97246.ह्त्म्ल