Sunday, August 31, 2008
Willie Nelson...Gravedigger..
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Gwinnett County Schools Superintendent Tells The NAACP To Fuck Off..
SUWANEE - Gwinnett County Public Schools Superintendent J. Alvin Wilbanks refuses to apologize for a comment he made during a discussion about school discipline, the president of the Gwinnett County branch of the NAACP said.
Jorge "J.P." Portalatin, the branch president of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, said he met with Wilbanks on Monday to discuss the comment, which he previously called "biased."
"Mr. Wilbanks refuses to acknowledge that his comments were offensive," Portalatin said in a news release. "The inability to see from others perspective and apologize is unacceptable in a leader. His behavior (Monday) was condescending and he was clearly not open to constructive feedback."
Wilbanks made the comment Aug. 14 during the school board's work session. During a presentation about discipline in the school system, an administrator said the number of disciplinary panels decreased from the year before but there is still a disparity in the number of black and Hispanic students who are punished. The administrator then referenced a newspaper report stating Idaho is the only state where black students are not disproportionately punished.
"Do they have any blacks in Idaho?" Wilbanks then asked.
School board members have defended Wilbanks, saying they do not think the comment had a racial overtone. Last week, Robert McClure, who represents District 4, said he thought Wilbanks asked a rhetorical question that suggested Gwinnett, unfortunately, may not be able to learn anything from Idaho because the anomaly may not be statistically significant.
The U.S. Census Bureau's State and County QuickFacts show in 2006 less than 1 percent of Idaho's population was black, while Georgia's demographics show nearly 30 percent of the state's population was black.
In a statement released last week by the school district, Wilbanks said his comment was neither racist nor insensitive.
"Those who know me and my record are well aware of my commitment to raising student achievement and to providing safe and orderly schools for all of our students - no matter their race, ethnic origin or socioeconomic background," Wilbanks said the statement.
School district officials said Tuesday Wilbanks had no further comment.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
I'm White, and I Think Its About Time White Folks Be Done With This Shit..
Thursday, August 14, 2008
This Religious Site Actually is Serious..
www.creationmuseum.org
The Best of the Religious Sites...
WARNING: Satan is Using Olympics Volleyball to Get Young Boys to Masturbate!
International Emergency Christian (Republican) Family Action Alert:
Freehold, Iowa - Behind the locked doors of America's Christian bedrooms, young boys are getting swept up in a disturbing trend. "I had a frantic mother come to me the other day in tears," said Pastor Deacon Fred. "She told me that her son, Timothy, invited several of his friends over into his bedroom for private prayer and devotional scripture studies. What she told me next is enough to send shivers down the spine of every God fearing mother and father in our Christian Nation! Satan is in our midst, my friends! The Devil is using Olympics volleyball to lure young men into shedding their clothes, flopping around and falling off off their beds with him into the pit of iniquity. Lucifer is turning innocent afternoon gatherings of imprecatory prayer into frenzied young Masturbating Baptist Boys' Clubs!"
When Mrs. Huxton put her ear to the door, she told Pastor that she "heard not the sacred sounds of scripture readings accompanied by soft sweet whispers to our Heavenly Father, but rather a noisy television set spewing Chinese gibberish, tuned to an Olympic volleyball match." When she listened closer, she heard the slapping sounds of flesh-on-flesh accompanied by the grunts and moans of little Christian boys!
When she opened the door, Mrs. Huxton reported seeing a pile naked young men, including her own son. "Timothy's head was peeking out from under the pimpled rump of his prayer leader," she said. "They were all on the bedroom floor covered in sweat, their stiffened purple tallywhackers pointing in every direction." Before Mrs. Huxton fainted in the doorway, she noticed the Tivo paused on the scantily clad knee of an Olympic volleyball player from the corner of her tearing eye.
"When church security officers arrived on the scene the boys had dressed themselves and were seated quietly in the living room, each with an open Bible on their lap," said Pastor Deacon Fred. "But the Devil didn't clean up his mess in the bedroom! No sir! His tell-tale hoof-prints were everywhere! There were empty bottles of secular lubricant, four pairs of silk panties stained with the after-lust of Lucifer's business, and what appeared to be a horse harness stuffed into Timothy's closet along with a case of Red Bull. In addition, security officers reported the boys had been playing with superhero toys," Pastor continued. "Anything related to superheroes except for Jesus is forbidden in this church! Officer Wilkins told me he found a Tantus ball toy and Titanmen training tools under Timothy's bed, and we're looking into it because there are bound to be some some Tantus & Titanmen comic books hidden around somewhere too! The sticky giant gold rings found under Timothy's dresser are also suspect because the boy is probably into the fantasy book series, the Lord of the Rings, and we'll have none of that! There is also the possibility the boys were worshipping an idol because officer Wilkins found a sinister looking black silicone graven image with a bulbous head and nylon straps had been thrown out of Timothy's window. I'm told the tip of the idol smelled like poopy! No doubt the family dog had gotten hold of it."
"I have no doubt in my mind that all across America, Christian families are coming across scenes exactly like this!" Pastor Deacon Fred told parishioners on Sunday morning. "We won't stand for it in this church! From this day forward any member of our congregation caught watching Olympic volleyball or even mentioning Olympic volleyball will be asked to pack their belongings and find a place to live where your filthy, sinful, disgusting, depraved masturbation lifestyle is accepted!"
Timothy Huxton, Nathan DeAngelino, Alfred Fillmore, and Rufus Washington have each been sent to the Landover Baptist Creation Science Research Facility where they remain isolated from television and one another in the pre-marital mastrubatorial re-conditioning ward until further notice.
Oh Yeah, Almost Forgot...They Found Bigfoot's Body in the North Georgia Mountains..
WOO HOO We're Back In the game Boys!!!
We all know that a variety of teams out there have a collection of bad boys, ne'erdowells, thugs (if you will) that can't seem to behave if Jesus descended and told them to. BUT...we also know the MNC, better known as the BCSC, is simply not possible without these slime buckets participating. Best measure and predictor of tomfollery re:NCAA football is...The Fulmer Cup...
For most of recent history the Dawgs haven't cracked the Fulmer Cup top 10 until the last month or so...WE"RE # 7 !!!!!! I'm already feeling a lot more confident about our chances in the East!!!
PS: Alabama really scares me at this point..
Yeah, They Look 16 For Sure...
But I have to say this to be honest...somethin bout those cute gymnast butts...but I digress, its frightfully obvious that the Olympics have evolved into that thing all money sports do...institutional control, ie, total dishonesty and cheating. Everybody in the 70's knew the East Germans and Russians were doping and using men to compete in womens' sports. Hell, our women track stars look more like men than they do women...now China gets to play using 12-14 year old little girls to win the gymnastic gold. Now don't get me wrong, I really don't give 2 shits for gymnastics, ice skating, curling and all the other bullshit olympic sports that are maybe the most useless, silliest crap out there (team handball comes to mind). But if the Olympics are gonna suck due to flagrant douchebaggery, we should all at least call the games what they are.